Thursday, December 27, 2007

Bug-isms

So, dad.... were you born in the 80's or under that?

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If its so dark you can't see anything anyway.... can you tell if you're blacking out?

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Mom, if you do the math right, I'm really mostly a teenager. See, if a teenager starts at 13, and half of that is 6 1/2, and I'm 9... well, then I'm mostly a teenager.

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Mom, am I more half dad, or half you?

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Is that blood??? 'Cuz I can handle anything but blood!

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Know why I drink so much milk during football season, dad? It gives my energy strength!

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Hey Mom.... love you! (pause) Well, at least until I'm a teenager. Then I might change my mind. Until I'm a grown up. Then I'll probably change it back.

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15 comments:

Cecily R said...

I like that kid, I really do!!

Sue said...

LOL! Too cute.

suchsimplepleasures said...

those are HILARIOUS!!!

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

That is one little genius right there!

Ness said...

Hi, I'm Ness. I came over after seeing you listed on WWOW's site. Bug sounds like my kind of people. Feel free to visit at www.dachshundstrong.blogspot.com

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

The way those minds work simply astound me. Those are totally fab isms. I hope you are keeping up with them & writing them down!

Flea said...

What cute kids! My 13 year old is fond of saying, "That music is so EIGHTY'S, dad!" We're so old. I'm sure I'm MUCH older than you. :(

The Sports Mama said...

Thanks, everyone, for enjoying his "unique-ness" as much as I do!

Ness, welcome! I'll be sure to pop by your place as well! :)

Flea, you're probably about the same age we are..... we were born under the 80's... lol... :)

KIDZMAMA said...

Oh, way under the eighties my man! How cute! Our nine year old keeps reminding me that in just eight and a half years she'll be off to college.

I sure hope Bug loves you again when he grows up. Some kids can't get past those teenage years. Oh, I'm sorry, we were talking about Bug, not me.

Rachel said...

Those are too precious! What a funny kid you've got there. I love seeing how his mind works :-)
Glad he loves you for now, and then not, and then again :-) LOL.

Karen said...

I love him! Kid-isms are the absolute best.

Karen said...

We should all say whatever we're thinking without really worrying about how it will sound!! I love this!!

Stella said...

Too funny! Love it! Love the honesty of it all!!

*~*Cece*~* said...

I need to start writing my kids ism's down. lol

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Love this list!! Thanks for sharing!!

Hallie :-)