Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Quite Frankly, I'm A Bit Worried

So I was looking at a keyword analysis for my blog stats. I'm always curious how new people find me. What I discovered just makes me think I'm going to have to break down and tell my dad he's right. I absolutely should NOT EVER put up my boys' pictures or names. There are some really freaky people out there.

There were a couple different word groupings for this one:

Teenage boys wearing women's underwear. Um... yeah. You will NOT be finding any of that here. You won't find it at my house, either. I do his laundry, and I can tell you that his taste in undergarments doesn't run in that direction.

Excuses for scrapes and bruises. Friend, if you are Googling how to make excuses for these things, you have bigger problems than what blog to read. You might want to make sure that you are using an anonymous computer. Although what I'd really recommend is that you seek help for anger management, or Google your local shelters. I'm worried for you.

What country is Pig Latin spoken? *or* Pig Latin fairy tales. First, let me point out that Pig Latin is NOT a readily accepted form of communication. There is no country where its an official language. Second, if you are reading fairy tales written in Pig Latin..... you are my new hero. That stuff is hard to read!

Tell him to pull up his pants *or* Basketball boys wearing their boxers showing. (um.... as a side note... that grammar? NOT mine. That was word for word there.) Well, actually.... I agree with this one. I hate it when boys ('cuz really.... most fully grown men don't do this one) walk around with their pants around their knees. It bothers me greatly that we are beginning to look like a society of penguins.

On a positive.... someone actually Googled "Sports Mama"! Yay! Now I know that there is someone else out there using that name, and it's possible that they were looking for her.... but I'm going to believe they were looking for me. Just me.

Because believing that...... distracts me from the whole underwear issue.


Flea said...

Dude, scary Googles. I'm going to have to check mine. Tomorrow - ooo, tomorrow I use the word "naked" repeatedly. Heh.

Debbie said...

Just to let you know I'm not a crazed lurker - just a lurker. Found your blog from another I was reading. Am thoroughly enjoying it!

Natalie said...

this is so funny. i usually get people googling "corn in a cup" or "cup-o-corn" which i did post about. i'm just surprised that so many people care about it! i also get quite a few hits by people googling jello, pizzeria de michele, limon kolonyasi, and "the meaning of the phrase tell me about it". it's not boys underwear, but they're my claims to fame!

Flea said...

Psh. It's what Tiggers do best, commenting on blogs. :)

Rachel said...

Those are disturbing searches. Yikes.

Anonymous said...

Now we know where all the perverts visit! :)

Cecily R said...

Now ALL your Google ads are for boys underwear!!

I get a lot of searches having to do with purple chicken pox and moon boots. Did you know that there are a growing number of people who want to know how to make their own moon boots?

Sue said...

I've had some doozies before. Sadly, Sitemeter doesn't work as nicely with Wordpress as it did with Blogger, and I can't see how people find me. It is one of the few downfalls I've come across at WP.