So I was looking at a keyword analysis for my blog stats. I'm always curious how new people find me. What I discovered just makes me think I'm going to have to break down and tell my dad he's right. I absolutely should NOT EVER put up my boys' pictures or names. There are some really freaky people out there.
There were a couple different word groupings for this one:
Teenage boys wearing women's underwear. Um... yeah. You will NOT be finding any of that here. You won't find it at my house, either. I do his laundry, and I can tell you that his taste in undergarments doesn't run in that direction.
Excuses for scrapes and bruises. Friend, if you are Googling how to make excuses for these things, you have bigger problems than what blog to read. You might want to make sure that you are using an anonymous computer. Although what I'd really recommend is that you seek help for anger management, or Google your local shelters. I'm worried for you.
What country is Pig Latin spoken? *or* Pig Latin fairy tales. First, let me point out that Pig Latin is NOT a readily accepted form of communication. There is no country where its an official language. Second, if you are reading fairy tales written in Pig Latin..... you are my new hero. That stuff is hard to read!
Tell him to pull up his pants *or* Basketball boys wearing their boxers showing. (um.... as a side note... that grammar? NOT mine. That was word for word there.) Well, actually.... I agree with this one. I hate it when boys ('cuz really.... most fully grown men don't do this one) walk around with their pants around their knees. It bothers me greatly that we are beginning to look like a society of penguins.
On a positive.... someone actually Googled "Sports Mama"! Yay! Now I know that there is someone else out there using that name, and it's possible that they were looking for her.... but I'm going to believe they were looking for me. Just me.
Because believing that...... distracts me from the whole underwear issue.