Fair warning, my friends. There is the real possibility that this particular post will contain just a smidge of TMI. Read on at your own risk. You've been warned.
Every night, Coach makes the choice to sleep the way God intended him to. In his birthday suit. After all, despite the fact that it's November, it is STILL the Arizona desert. And almost every night Bug manages to walk in the room right as Coach drops trow and sides beneath the covers. (side note... Coach is in bed about 30 minutes before the boys since he gets up so stinkin' early. Hence.... why Bug is able to come into the room to tuck his dad in instead of the other way around.) And every night, Bug pulls no punches on the melodramatic reaction. Which is where this gets so funny. See, he's created a new nickname for his dad that never ceases to crack me and Coach up every time he uses it.
Ahhhh!!!! I'm blind!!! Naked Lad!!
And then he runs out of the room.
Well, the other night as he was leaving, he decided to shut the door on his way out. (Which? Was extremely out of character for him, as the only door he is good about shutting when he leaves a room is the bathroom. Yes, he closes the bathroom door AFTER he's out of it.) As he's holding his eyes, calling his dad Naked Lad while he shuts the door, Coach calls after him Is that some kind of superhero or something? just as the door closes. After a brief, two or three second pause, the door slowly opens to reveal Bug's perplexed face while he asks this question
Did you just call me a churro??
I laughed until I cried. And then I snorted. It was great.