Bug, you're a dork!
Mom, I am NOT a whale's penis. And trust me, I have no desire to be.
Um, well....okay then. You're a goof. Is that better?
Oh, yeah. Much. I can live with that.
I no longer what we were laughing about at the start of the conversation, or what prompted me to call him a dork. But I'm sure as heck going to find my dictionary now. And possibly send an email to his teacher wondering just what in the world they've been studying.