Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Well this sucks.....


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Apparently I'm not going to live as long as I thought I was. Although maybe that's not such a bad thing.

Maybe since I'm going out so young, I won't have to worry about what kind of nursing home my kids will put me in.

Or if their future spouses would *love* it if I came and lived with them.

Or what kind of trophy wife Coach plans on trading me in for.

Or adult diapers. **shudder**

Or worse....have you ever given thought to how awful it would be to have someone else shaving your legs???

Huh. So ok. Maybe it doesn't TOTALLY suck.

9 comments:

M-M-M-Mishy said...

I'm checking out at the ripe old age of 96. Don't think I won't do it. I still have a great-grandma. I come from hearty stock.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

86, huh? Not bad.

Sports Mama Tracy said...

Mishy: Wish I could say the same! All of my grandparents so far have passed before they turned 80. :(

LBB: Should be long enough to terrorize *ahem* love my kids for a while yet! :)

Scottsdale Girl said...

Yeah I would prefer a quick death at the age that is just before "infirmary".

*~*Cece*~* said...

I helped change my grandma's adult diapers before she passed and the thought of my girls or grandchildren doing that for me makes me shudder!

Sports Mama Tracy said...

SG: I agree. No sense dragging it out.

CeCe: Coach and I were caregivers for his grandparents before they passed. His grandfather had Alzheimer's, and I would never want my kids to have to do those things for me. So yeah, passing at 86 doesn't seem so bad. :)

Slick said...

Yeah...86 ain't bad. I want to go out before I get immobile and stuff....

Sports Mama Tracy said...

Slick: What? You're not looking forward to young, pretty nurses? :) Or are you scared you'll end up with male nurses? Hehehe...

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