I am about to admit something shameful to you all. Very, very shameful. Something so embarrassing that I wouldn't admit it to people who have to see me every day. Something so awful that I'm hesitant to even mention it here. However, it has to be said. For once it's out, I'll be able to get help. Hopefully.
My name is Sports Mama, and I'm technologically challenged. (Actually, the word bandied about my office today was "technotard". I'm not sure I like that.)
I want to play with my blogger template. I want to change it, make it more "me". (When I figure out exactly what that is, I'll clue the rest of you in, never fear.) And while there are tons of places out there that can help me change the basic template, I can't really find anything to help me do what I want to do. I've seen some of your blogs, and there are things that I would totally steal if I had a clue how to do it. (And yes, now that you ask, it makes perfect sense to broadcast my deficiencies here for all to see rather than send you a discreet email directly!)
I want to put my blogroll on a separate, linked page. Same for my amazing blingage. Basically, I want to clean it up a bit. Which, in and of itself is a strange phenomenon as I am opposed on so many levels to anything that resembles housecleaning. (I kid! Please, no phone calls to the Department of Child Services! My house IS clean, I swear!)
People.... I am tired of being boring. And cluttered. Oh.... and I want to know how to embed a poll inside of a post and not on the side bar. ;) I have a VERY IMPORTANT question I would love your opinions on.
So I'm on my knees. Begging. (And believe me, while you might want to take a minute and giggle over that image, as its just about as amusing as me in my hooker boots on the baseball field the other night, It.Is.NOT.Comfortable. Either physically or figuratively.) If you know of some way to help me, please feel free to throw the suggestions at me.
Although, I will ask for slow, easy pitches, as I am not as athletically inclined as my children and there is a very high likelihood that I will somehow drop them. Also, me and directions? Not such good friends. I can get lost in a circle, so you really need to make it easy. I would suggest explaining it to me like you would a child, but I somehow think my kids might know more than I do. And I will NEVER admit that to them. Tips the power scales, don'tcha know?
Unless, of course, you all are just completely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, insanely happy with my little slice of bloggy land just the way it is. But c'mon.... I've been to your places often, ladies. And you make more changes to your "appearances" than a teenage girl does getting ready for her first date. And since it is my greatest wish in life right now to be part of the "popular" blogging crowd... hehehe... I need to get with the times. Follow along. Get a face lift.
Oh. One more thing. At some point, I'm also going to design my own award to start handing out. Its an idea I've had in my little brain for some time now, and I'm just dying to use it.
Assuming, of course, that I can ever figure out how.